Silly Freshman

fuckyeahhvz:

So, at capture the flag yesterday, there was a kid running around with an original longshot with the front gun attached.

Out of the goodness of my heart, I told him “Hey, take the front gun off, you’ll shoot farther.”

With which he responded, “No. You’re wrong. It shoots better with it on”

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Then. He ran out to play and got killed by a blowgunner. 

Silly freshman.

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zombify:

Charm Necklace in Brains for Breakfast

zombify:

Charm Necklace in Brains for Breakfast

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"Your feet smell really…oh wait that’s just decaying flesh."

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"Your feet smell really…oh wait that’s just decaying flesh."

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A must have for any zombie-slaying badass. 
Headstomp!

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A must have for any zombie-slaying badass. 

Headstomp!

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Catch me if you can—BRAAAAINS

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Catch me if you can—BRAAAAINS

Click through for store!

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"Oh what decaying feet you have!""The better to chase you down with."Click through for store! 

"Oh what decaying feet you have!"
"The better to chase you down with."

Click through for store! 

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What every Zombie Girl Needs! Click through to buy.

What every Zombie Girl Needs! Click through to buy.

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ianbrooks:

Zombie Combat Shooting Targets by FUBAR Merchandise

Originally conceived as a tiein for FUBAR’s World War II/zombie comic book, FUBAR is now taking commissions on custom targets, all of which can be found for future target practice at their etsy. But really, historic era or not, every zombie-related franchise should probably include Thriller as their final boss.

Artists: website / facebook

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fuckyeahhvz:

manduca:

My HvZ squad, Weapons of Mass Seduction (WMS) pictured in the first photo. Yes, we wear kilts.

The other photos picture my gear and my zombie fairy, girlfriend. I miss last week already.

Nerf Guns? Check.

Zombies? Check.

Kilt wearing zombie slayers? Check.

Profit? Check.

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